McSweeney's? McSweeney's!

Another list rejected by McSweeney's. I'd feel bad, but their rejection letters are so polite.

Paintings by Gustav Klimt That Did Not Sell for $135 Million

The Firm Handshake

Portrait of Friedrich Matzek, the Slovenly Bum Who Lives in a Cardboard Box on Schwazenbergplatz in Downtown Baumgarten

Bright Shiny Things

Painting to Adorn a Freshman Girl's Dorm Room Wall

Piss Christ

In other McSweneey's news, I picked up their pair of wacked out Haggis-on-Whey children's books, Giraffes? Giraffes! and Your Disgusting Head. I'll let you know what I think when I get a chance to read them.